The thing with Mercury

So there, I’m quite annoyed. I just came across my horoscope, in Version Femina (I am Scorpio, to be honest with you) and I have the impression that I have embarked on a strange affair. Instead, read: “If you are waiting for an answer, be patient. With Mercury retrograde (communication), delays are possible.”

Let’s take things in order. And first of all, am I waiting for an answer? Uh, I don’t know, me. Let’s say I’m waiting for answers to a lot of questions. Will the weather be nice this summer, but not too hot or too dry? Will I complete my tax return on time? Will I find gas on the highway? Will my elevator break down again? Is the end of the world near? And God in all this?

Anyway, if I understand correctly, it’s not worth worrying about, since “with the retrograde of Mercury, delays are possible”. Delays for answers, if I understand correctly. What did Mercury do to be retrograde? Who demoted him? And for how long ? And the answers to my questions, why do they depend on Mercury, to whom I have done nothing? Mystery. In any case, I like being Scorpio even better than Sagittarius, which the horoscope says is “proving exhausting for everyone”. Well, by the way, Emmanuel Macron is Sagittarius. Uh, I didn’t say anything, huh. It is the horoscope.

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