Gourd Spells

When I was young, the water bottle was this battered tin thing that you carried around attached to your belt or backpack, filled with water that quickly became lukewarm then downright hot, in short, undrinkable. Well, that time is over, the “letter from BNP” tells me: the water bottle has become a furiously trendy object, redesigned by fashionable designers who make it a “luxury accessory”. , even a collector’s item.

Above all, elevated to the rank of “eco-responsible alternative”, it is equipped with all the miracles of modern technology: “Synchronized with a smartphone, a watch, a connected bracelet or with the application you use to manage your sports activity ( an application to manage my sports activity ???), your water bottle will determine the amount of water you need to swallow according to your age, your build, your physical activity, the temperature and the humidity of the water. ‘air. And that’s not all: “It will send you alerts by lighting up, for example, when it’s time to drink water (because the modern water bottle knows when you need to drink water, while you, no). Some can even calculate how many plastic bottles you have saved. And that, when you walk under the dodger, it’s still a big plus. And to say that I was unaware of all that! I now feel less gourd (yes, well, okay, this one, you were waiting for it…).

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